How do you move from one of the world’s most hated, or disregarded, nations to one of the most popular?
Turns out, the answer to that question is simple. You just indiscriminately blow up as many billionaires’ luxury yachts: ideally, including the billionaires, their friends and family, and business associates as possible. Religion, economics, political identities, race, nationality, and the rest of the usual culprits of polarization all vanish into mutual agreement when it comes to offing billionaires and blowing up their stuff. Everyone, but the billionaires, hates billionaires and loves to see them destroyed. Just ask movie producers since . . . forever about the popularity of snuffing rich people. If you started listing the movies and books that were popular because their basic storyline was about killing rich people you’d have a book, even without describing the stories or the people.
The world’s clueless billionaires have gone overboard in squandering hundreds of millions, even billions, of dollars on extravagant luxury ships of all sorts. The only thing these boats have in common is their arrogant overindulgence. Malaysian “businessman” (aka “mobster”) Robert Kuok’s “History Supreme” is unrivaled with a $4.8 billion price tag and the ship is more insane extravagance than any palace in human history. Russian oligarchs, like Roman Abramovich, and his $1.5 billion “Eclipse” set the standard for over-priced privacy and tasteless opulence. Any list should include Nepo-baby and Amazon’s lucky founder Jeff Bezos’ half-billion-dollar, 127 meter-long, luxury yacht, “Koru” might be the most blatantly arrogant American demonstration of excess wealth and social irresponsibility. But in 2026, there were hundreds of similar examples of the filthy rich wallowing in floating excess and greed while more than a billion people on the planet lived in extreme poverty, many living on less than a dollar-a-day. To a certain group of the unwashed masses, these billionaires were idolized, but to the majority of the world’s population they were the most hated people on the planet.
The fall of the American Empire, was headed by Donald Trump, the Republican Party, and the worst-of-the-worst of so-called “conservatives” from the politically far right, who had been supported by America’s enemies since Ronald Reagan’s mindless regime created a power vacuum in the world. After Trump fired every national security and national criminal justice expert from the CIA, FBI, and the NSA, he trashed the upper ranks of the US military. In the end, the world’s most powerful military was brought down to its lowest common denominator, while club-footed fools and wannabe-tough-boy amateurs like Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and John Ratcliffe caused an exodus of talent and experience from every area of American law enforcement, national defense, and national security. A two trillion dollar US military budget was wasted on the remaining men and women who were led by fools and Russian useful-idiot assets.
The moment was ripe for a new world disorder and as Greek physicist-philosopher Parmenides argued 2,500 years ago, nature acts quickly to fill a vacuum. In this case, a huge power vacuum existed as Russia squandered its attention and economy on Ukraine and the border states that Putin believed were the property of the Soviet Union he desperately wanted to reconstruct. The United States struggled with delusional “enemies within" and had torn the “United” part into the historic collection of nation-states that the country had often threatened to become. Russia has never been useful as an international law-and-order enforcer, but the United States struggled with determining which nation-states would “own and control” the military apparatus stationed inside their borders and docked in their harbors. That left the open seas to become the Wild West (and East) when it came to piracy and simple sabotage and revenge killing.
First, the surface pirates in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans really upped their game, targeting oil tankers by blowing them up and forcing the shipping companies to pay protection money to dozens of off-shore accounts. The Singapore and Malacca Straits became so overrun with a variety of well-financed and armed pirates that even China considered putting its own navy into the battle for the open seas. However, China’s precarious economic situation, hampered by national and internal debt, and Xi Jinping’s problems with his trade partners, who often sided with the pirates, limited China’s response.
However, the opening shots of the international class war were fired in late May, when more than 300 super yachts were found on full display for the Cannes Film Festival and the Monaco Grand Prix. The two events were physically located barely 30 miles apart, with the film festival ending as the Grand Prix began and some parts of the race visible from where the ships had been anchored for the film festival.
Well-coordinated renegade submarines crews from Russia, Iran, North Korea, India, Türkiye, Greece, Egypt, and Algeria teamed up to field more than 60 submarines armed with 2,000 torpedoes and several hundred tactical missiles. The French and Monaco Navies usually provided security for these events, along with support from other EU nations, but right-wing challenges to the French, German, Spanish, and British democratic governments provided a substantial multinational distraction for everyone involved. Tourism revenues were drastically down everywhere in the world as was taxpayer support for the entertainments of the ostentatiously rich. So, while there was lip service paid to the security of these two high profile events, the actual investment was cursory and no attention was paid to action below the surface of the ocean of the Mediterranean coastline.
On Friday, when Cannes was wrapping up and the Grand Prix main event was staging, the submarine coalition opened fire on the mega yachts, sinking more than 200 of them in the first few minutes of the attack, including all of the largest ships. Because Abramovich’s “Eclipse” was equipped with a missile defense system and other military-grade paraphernalia, his ship was targeted by both air and underwater weapons from three different subs, including two Russian subs that launched their missiles from the Bay of Biscay, a few hundred miles west of Bordeaux. The collateral damage from that one objective practically emptied the area around Golfe Juan of any floating vessels: commercial, recreational, or military. Port Hercule was another prime target and since Friday was when the rich and powerful were the overwhelming majority of the race’s audience, the race itself received a substantial number of tactical missiles and the body count was almost 20,000 high-rollers and their hangers-on. The attack was an overwhelming success with every single mega-yacht sunk, hundreds of billionaires and thousands of their families and “friends” wiped from the face of the earth. Faster than any possible military response during the best of times, the attackers scattered into the Atlantic Ocean, through Gibraltar, or back to their home areas in the Mediterranean Sea near Türkiye, Greece, and the Black Sea.
These were not the best of times. Pete Hegseth was in his usual rage-filled hysteria and issued dozens of conflicting orders to the Navy and the NSA. The US Navy, having been removed from the Atlantic and NATO support earlier that year, had no ships capable of a response within days. The NSA, usually able to employ spy satellites on a moment’s notice had been crippled by Hegseth’s brain-draining purges and political in-fighting among the Trump sycophants left in charge of national security. In the best of times, the NSA and CIA could have, at least, tracked some of the subs when they surfaced, but that would have required the kind of department discipline that had been removed during Musk’s DOGE mass firings, Trump’s loyalty purges, and Hegseth’s “reorganization” of national defense “leadership.” Russia, of course, was totally focused on national survival because Ukraine had received a substantial weapons upgrade from the sans-USA NATO and had launched ground and air attacks on Moscow and the Russian military infrastructure.
The coalition of anti-oligarchy submarine commanders were, for the most part, not even missed from their official duties. The Russian commanders, for example, had been stationed between Ireland and Portugal and they were able to return to their assigned territory unnoticed. They would, later, use up some of their remaining ammunition on unimportant Ukraine targets to reconcile their inventory when they returned to Russia. The unrest in the Russian military was so universal and overt that all real controls had been abandoned almost a decade earlier. Russian officers had been handing over their equipment in exchange for a ticket out of Ukraine and the war for years. A returning ship would be treated like national heroes without examination. One of the many hallmarks of a kleptocracy is poor, or non-existent, inventory management.
The outcome of the Attack on the Oligarchy was a celebration almost everywhere but in the bunkers of the once rich-and-powerful. A virtual armada of mega-yachts had been destroyed. The founders and their families of hundreds of predatory trusts and vulture capitalist funds were dead and/or missing. The world financial system took a huge hit for several days, then bounced back as if nothing significant had happened.
While none of the submarine commanders had been outed for their participation, becoming a member of a submarine crew, officer or enlisted personnel, became the goal of millions of young people around the world. Speculation about where the attack submarines originated morphed into rebellion myths that turned into actual rebellions in several of the countries where the submarine fleet originated and the prevailing regime was most objectionable and vulnerable. India and Pakistan found common ground in their hatred of their respective oligarchs and they both blew up their hierarchical cultural and economic structure and experienced a blossoming of an educated middle class that transformed their countries into the world’s leading manufacturing economies.
The remaining billionaires learned, some the hard way, that “with great wealth comes great responsibility." The concept of noblesse oblige had vanished from the minds of the tech bros, vulture capitalists, and the nepo-babies who had inherited the world’s wealth. Suddenly, there were vacancies in the mansions of the filthy rich, all over the world. The richest of the rich were all dead and their fortunes were being picked apart by heirs, governments, and anyone who could make a claim on the remains. Many of the wealthy class had abdicated their assets and power and had fled to “Doomsday bunkers,” where they not only feared being discovered and outed by neighbors and the press, but their own security people who had no reason to service loyalty. The only way to survive and come out of hiding was by being useful to society. Of course, most had no idea how to be useful or even decent. The few who did, found that, by disposing and donating the bulk of their wealth and making life more equitable, they could still live exceptionally well without worrying about being hated, hunted, and in constant mortal danger.
In the oceans, the remaining mega-yachts were being hunted into extinction. Turning the US military over the worst and dullest decentralized and democratized military control. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, the scattered remains of the US Navy became an actual branch of national defense, usually to local nation-state interests. In the Southeast, the military forces remained in service to their traditional ruling elite. However, the available technology was limited to mostly post-Korean War era. In the Northeast and Pacific West, state-of-the-art military equipment and industrial capacity flourished. The Midwest and Far West states coalesced into semi-organized agrarian areas dependent on the coast nation-states for access to technology and export markets. The old Century of the United States of America was history, but the new North American structure made more sense, economically and culturally.
So, in his usual way, Trump did “Make America Great Again.” “America” now included Central and South America and Canada, while the bulk of Trump’s supporters were forever mired in dependence and mediocrity, America flourished. However, they still had their bitterness to wallow in and “their guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.” Now, that frustration was bound by nation-state borders and they didn’t have to worry about immigrants wanting to cross into their territory. Nobody, including MAGA wanted to live in the MAGA-controlled nation-states. The walls they had built to keep immigrants out became barriers to contain the people stuck inside those boundaries of mediocrity.