3/25/2025

How the Rapture Works

The popular religious image of the rapture is oddly accurate, as it turns out.  At least from the perspective of those of us “left behind” it looks like a random horde of humans suddenly floating toward the sky.  While most of the raptured initially panicked as they left the ground, but as they rose into the clouds they began to celebrate and bray at those left on the ground.  Some had to struggle, to claw their way from the buildings they were in, to a door or window to keep from being crushed against the ceilings.  The attraction was initially barely strong enough to lift their feet from floors and the ground, but it became stronger moment-by-moment.  A few were either asleep, drunk or stoned, or afraid for too long and, when the attraction grew so strong that they could no longer move or be rescued from the buildings where they were trapped, they were slowly crushed against the ceilings.  I don’t have any idea what that meant or symbolized. 

Regardless of the predicaments of the assumed “faithful,” the attraction was unrelenting.  It did not appear to be a violation of the laws of gravity, since the observers left on the ground did not feel anything different in their connection to Mother Earth.  It really seemed like specific beings, all humans, were being drawn into the sky.  It was not like the usual science fiction depiction of one or more humans being drawn into a central location, like some kind of huge “mother ship,” but like a large crowd of people were clearly selected to leave the earth via floating into the sky like human-shaped mylar balloons.  Also, similar to the known rules of gravity and Earth’s atmosphere, their rise appeared to be very similar to a rocket attempting to achieve escape velocity.  The higher they went, the faster they were traveling. 

The acceleration had some negative side-effects for a few.  The attraction seemed to those in their final moments to be as mindless and ruthless as gravity and nature, especially when they plowed into the undersides of airplanes and other aircraft.  A very small number of “the chosen” hit weather balloons, but they had enough momentum by then, usually at 12-to-30 kilometers, to drag the balloons and their equipment with them into the stratosphere. 

 An accurate count of how many humans were lifted up by the rapture won’t be available for years.  Really, there isn’t a lot of motivation from those of us still here to bother to count them.  Some countries, from Somalia-to-Afghanistan-to-Algeria, where 95-99% of the population were believers, practically turned to empty wilderness overnight, with pets and wildlife running free throughout the countryside and urban centers.  Even slightly less devout countries, from Liberia-to-Panama-to-Venezuela, with 80-94% of the population believers, went from overpopulated, polluted, and crowded to cities and towns looking like empty Hollywood sets from coast to coast and border to border.  70% of the United States vanished, leaving the Bible Belt Red States as unpopulated and free of European immigrants as they were before the Louisiana Purchase. Slightly less religious countries like Venezuela-to-Greece-to-Spain lost half of their populations and, within a few hours, all over the world expensive, expansive, and richly-furnished villas, castles, manors and mansions, chateaus, and penthouses were being occupied by everyone from the formerly-homeless to the middle class “moving up.” 

Back when the raptured were still rising, at about 8 kilometers, the chosen began to pass out and as they lost consciousness some probably saw the proverbial white light.  I expect some saw loved ones dead and alive, some saw total blackness, and several saw the fiery gates of hell, but those moments were brief as their brains starved for oxygen and the visions faded.  Like death, no one came back from the rapture, so we’ll never know what went on in their heads and imaginations.  Their bodies kept climbing, though, all the way to a bit less than 200 kilometers, where they went into a non-sustainable orbit where roughly six billion humans provided about as much solar coverage as half of the state of Delaware (or the tiny nation of Abkhazia) distributed over the most of the upper atmosphere.  However, different sized and shape and weight bodies ended up at different altitudes, because the rapture effect had an equal force on all of the raptured and a precise initiation and termination moment world-wide.   The heaviest and widest, offering the most drag in the lower atmosphere, along with people wearing bulky clothing, and the ones who spent some time getting free of buildings and vehicles to begin the rise into the upper atmosphere all ended up at the lowest terminal altitudes.  Those folks fell out of orbit first, and, mostly, they fell into the oceans and quickly fed the fishes.  Some fell on land, but with a drastically reduced human population, they mostly landed hard, splattered and broke into small pieces, and were eaten by insects and animals and what was left was unidentifiable.  Those remains nourished vegetation.  Over the next several years, the “sky people” fell out of orbit, but after an extended time above the atmosphere their body fluids had long boiled away and dissipated into space.  The desiccated human remains and flammable clothing easily ignited on re-entry and were too small even to be sighted as “falling stars” or comets. 

I’m sure it would be polite to claim that the believers were missed, but most of them were low-skill, uneducated laborers and the demand for that kind of work, even with the drastically reduced human population, was high enough that all of us still alive were very busy immediately and for years afterwards.  With labor at an extreme shortage, the 250 year labor-verses-capital argument came to a quick end.  Capital without labor, as many liberal economists had argued since Karl Marx, is valueless and powerless.  Not surprisingly, the old “no one is an atheist in a foxhole” proverb proved to be largely true and, suddenly, the world was drastically short on soldiers, eliminating the classic protection afforded to capital from labor.  Maybe a little surprising was the fact that police officers largely were among the raptured.  Also not surprisingly, the obscenely wealthy humans of every nation were nonbelievers, along with a curious number of priests, ministers, and evangelists, but since few of their skills are of any value in a labor-starved, utilitarian world, the rich and the faux-pious mostly became the most menial of unskilled laborers.  The world monetary system collapsed, but, fairly quickly, an international denomination was created, distributed based on population density, and rational national and international growth metrics were established based on productivity, societal contribution and value, and environmental benefit or harm. 

Nothing about the rapture had set back science and technology noticeably.  The human world didn’t lose a lot of irreplaceable technical skills: the number of scientists in the world remained very nearly the same as before, doctors of all disciplines except theology and some of the less-practical liberal arts were in abundance worldwide.  The best and brightest engineers were still doing the work they were doing before the rapture.  More than enough nurses, technicians, plumbers, electricians, and every other skilled occupation were still on earth for the remaining population’s needs.  Rural communities were mostly emptied everywhere and most of us would need to learn something about farming fairly quickly, but there were more than enough books about agriculture and much of the job had been automated for at least a decade or two. 

It’s not like all of the assholes were raptured.  Like every dystopian science fiction story ever written, lots of the bikers and gangbangers were left behind.  And they tried to cause the usual disruption and chaos.  The world’s military drones and robots were pretty much out of work for a very short time, until they were repurposed as law enforcement.  Japan was the first country to figure this out, with fewer gun lovers and a more intelligent public in the early years.  Like America’s Old West, the fastest solution to quelling the violence was to disarm the criminals and the robots patrolled the cities, first, disarming everyone entering “civilization.”   All that barely used airport security technology really did the job in the general population, when the general population didn’t want to be robbed, murdered, raped, and otherwise violated.  If the gangbangers didn’t submit to the robots, the drones quickly eliminated the threats.  It turned out that, without the interference from money and power, AI is a lot easier to make behave intelligently than science fiction predicted. 

In the end, the rapture did produce the exact utopia predicted by all of the religions of the world.  The only thing those predictions missed was where Nirvana, Heaven, Jannah, Paradise, Gan Eden, Svarga loka, and the rest of those perfect states would be at the end.  We discovered that the people who believed this world isn’t good enough for them should leave it.  None of us left behind know what or where, if anything, the levitators went to and we don’t care.  It isn’t even a regular topic of bar arguments.  I don’t know if those who were raptured have souls.  I sure don’t know if I have one.  But they left the rest of us to make this world the Eden it is designed to be, “Heaven isn’t somewhere else. It’s here.”

3/17/2025

You are Either Or . . .

We have, obviously, all found ourselves at a moment in American history where it is obvious that the people we know, and we ourselves, are either onboard with the destruction of the fragile and tenuous fingerhold the United States of American have always had on democracy or we are resisting that destruction.  We are either for it or against it and those who are on the opposite side of this Great Wall of history are no longer people we can trust.  For some of us, that isn’t a huge shift and for some it is terrifying, disappointing, surprising, and paralyzing.  

People who love easily and completely are the most affected by this discovery.  People, like me, who have a hard time trusting anyone because of years of disappointment and rejection just see this as a logical extension of everything we have experienced our whole lives.  In a weird, self-selecting way, being an atheist in the most superstitious 1st world nation has made me oddly able to view almost everything about life in Middle America (geographically and economically) from an outsider.  My mother died, painfully and unhappily because every adult in her life (except her younger sister) had lied to her about the cancer that was taking her life.  Being surrounded by that level of pious cowardice from my father and her doctors and the Methodist Church to which our family belonged, even at the age of nine, was eye-opening and enlightening.  Obviously, I hope, the constant “God works in mysterious ways” bullshit that spewed from those adults’ mouths after she died did nothing for my hope and faith in either magic, gods, or adults.  At least that is how I explain my total lack of religion because I can date the beginning of my spiritual rebellion to when I had to learn to make my own way while my father wallowed in self-pity and isolated himself in his school office (“grading papers,” his evasive introverted tactic until he retired) until long after my brother and I went to sleep.

For people who are naturally inclined to hope for the best from their neighbors, friends, and family, this moment in history is tragically painful.  They are having to come to terms with the fact that many of the people whose behavior they had excused for years are not who they had hoped.  For those with parents and older and younger siblings and relatives and even progeny who have exposed themselves to be horrible people with practically transparent skin of camouflaging decency, usually provided by the excuse of religion, this experience is startling, discouraging, disappointing, and emotionally draining.  This is one of those, many, moments when “a pessimist is what optimists call ‘realists.’”  You’ve been fooling yourself in a futile attempt to create community with those who do not value anything but their own narrow interests.

As far as the folks “on the other side,” if you are onboard with the Republican Party of 2025, you are either a gullible fool or a fascist.  There is no middle ground.  You might be a stupid fascist or a bandit fascist, but either way you are the enemy of decency, fairness, justice, equality and equity, and the US Constitution.  I don’t mean the “opponent” of those things, either.  I mean the enemy and one who needs to be defeated in exactly the same manner as the last batch of Nazi fascists were dispatched, if not more ruthlessly.  There were good and bad reasons for using the atomic bomb on Japan’s cities, just like there were similar reasons for not doing that to Berlin, but it’s hard to imagine that this battle isn’t going to end up just as brutal, expensive, and dangerous for all life on this planet.