“A Threat to Democracy”

Despicable half-human, half-orc and Trump’s Attorney General Bill Barr told CNN, ““I think that Biden is unfit for office. I think Trump would do less damage than Biden, and I think all this stuff about a threat to democracy – I think the real threat to democracy is the progressive movement and the Biden administration.” When a man who has been on record from the Nixon Administration as an avowed enemy of anything resembling democracy has the gall to pretend to be worried about Biden’s “threat to democracy” and not be subjected to full comedy club laughter, it’s pretty clear that CNN is as far from the “left wing, liberal media” as humanly possible.

In a rational world, a fascist anti-democratic asshole like Barr would have his mouth washed out with soap and finished off with his boss’ favorite cure, bleach, for uttering the word “democracy” in public. Barr has done everything possible, in his lifetime and with the substantial power he has been granted by Republican enemies of democracy, to chip away at democratic governance from every possible angle. The fact that he can babble about worrying about threats to democracy and not be laughed out of the building is despicable and a sign of our declining times. When Reagan and the Bushs were worried about being prosecuted for treason, who did they call? Bill Barr. When Trump’s first slimeball Attorney General Jeff Sessions balked at committing outright treason and other crimes, who did Donny Diaperfull call? Bill Barr. When Trump wanted to ignore the Covid pandemic and let business-be-business because he was more worried about what reacting to what would be a million American deaths, Bill Barr was there to argue that science was a leftist plague. The last time the man was right was when he admitted to his mother that he’d pooped in his diaper.

When a gangster like Barr uses the word “democracy,” he is sneering at everyone he despises; everyone who isn’t a billionaire or, at least, a fake billionaire. The only thing this lizard-masquerading-as-a-mobster cares about is power and money, not necessarily in that order. Although it’s possible he also enjoys eating babies, molesting small children, strangling or drowning puppies and kittens, and contributes to the NRA and the KKK. There is, literally, no part of Bill Barr that cares about anything resembling democracy. If there is a history in which the United States can make any claim to honor and decency, Bill Barr will be recorded as the worst U.S. Attorney General in history. He will go down in infamy along with every traitor the country has ever suffered and with the worst despots the world has witnessed.