The Great Replacement Theory

The alt-right, white supremacists like to chant a couple of equally stupid things: either “Jews will not replace us” or “you will not replace us.”  Considering the source, this concept is pretty funny since not one of the alt-right or incel (“involuntary celibate”) goobers can do anything useful.  Replacing uselessness isn’t a tall order.  In every functioning society on the planet, men whose only “credential” is being white were “replaced” by decent, intelligent, creative, energetic, competent male and female human beings long before the current crop of bitter, lazy, inbred white men were born.  Maybe several generations before or even centuries.  The only thing left to take from them is power and they are clinging to that with their gun collections, gangs, and the most incompetent, treasonous, racist and misogynist political party in modern American history. 

What bothers them the most is that their “replacements” are not white boys and men, because actually doing the work isn’t on their agendas.  But if those replacements hadn’t existed, the country and the world would be a far poorer place.  White men, on average, have not been a particularly exceptional group for . . . forever?  A close look at the history of famous white inventors will disclose the fact that a lot of those inventions were “borrowed” from women and men and women of color.  And that’s just the ones who managed to receive some credit for their work.  Characters like Eli Whitney and Thomas Edison were infamous for putting their names on “borrowed” patents, based on the work of their employees and slaves. 

Like the goobers in the Trump Administration and Republican “leadership,” the alt-right spoiled boys whining about being replaced would have to drag the world back 500 years to be able to pretend to competence.  Those “special children” have absolutely no useful skills, no education that would make them useful to anyone, no demonstratable intelligence, and they are lazy beyond redemption.  Those man-children are dredged from the bottom of the gene pool, mixed up with candy wrappers, snot, not a little shit, fetal alcohol syndrome, and plenty of Brave New World-style toxic chemicals and their claim to being “special” because of their ADD and various places “on the spectrum” is laughable, at best. 

Sadly, it’s not just useless white men blocking progress and destroying democracy across North America.  There are plenty of women demonstrating their uselessness and regressive characteristics, too.  Fox and NewsMax and YouTube and social media sewers are overflowing with dumb blonds and pissed-off Karens who imagine they deserve a more prestigious place in society than waiting tables and cleaning hotel rooms.  Despite any evidence they received from their K-12 failures and parenting inability, they are convinced that they are “special” and shouldn’t have to compete in a fair marketplace to prove it.  Good luck with that.  History proves, repeatedly, that you can distort reality for only so long until it comes crashing down around everyone.  When that debt comes due, only the strong survive and even they need a lot of luck.